Monthly Archives: July 2009

Madely in the morning, July 31

When Her Majesty asks, the experts answer

Dear Queen Person,

OK, OK, technically I’m meant to call you Your Majesty or Your Highness or something else decorous, humble and traditional possibly including Queen of Canada. But this being the age of self-esteem I just wouldn’t feel validated doing that. Despite which I did sort of want to congratulate you for getting a bunch of arrogant pundits to apologize in writing because they didn’t see the recession coming. How ever did you do it? Continue reading

Madely in the morning, July 24

Nothing to see here, folks

‘Make next stop Mars, Apollo astronauts say” was Tuesday’s headline. Gad, I thought. How time flies. Can it really be 10 years since the 30th anniversary of the discovery that the moon is a dull place not worth visiting?

Mind you, I was a bit dismayed to learn last week that NASA had erased its video footage of the original mission. I mean, of all the people you wouldn’t expect to say “Moon schmoon” NASA is right up there with the League of Poetasters. (Since you ask, a poetaster is a mediocre poet, the sort whom moon-June-spoon causes to swoon and who writes country tunes rhyming “night” with “hold me tight” as if it had not been tried and found wanting. Like space exploration.)

Where was I? Ah, yes. The moon landing is one of those hallmarks, the first public event people of a certain generation remember and I am in that generation. Continue reading